Making mountains into molehills.Expediting Plus — demolition expediting company
Move here. Function everywhere.Ascend Pilates — women’s yoga & Pilates studio
The hour that powers your week.Ascend Pilates — women’s yoga & Pilates studio
Meals with love and gurgles.MelO Revel — baby furniture brand
#SmellNothingFish ’n Dish — fresh and frozen fish brand
Not every escape sets you free.Everland — musical
They will be what they watch.KE Media — educational nonprofit
Now for more details:
The portfolio
Four pieces of work
1
Ascend Pilates
Tagline and launch ad concepts + copy for a Pilates studio
Busy women, mostly working moms, saw exercise as one more demand on their time. I reframed that hour as the thing that powers the rest of the week, like a Newton’s cradle: one hour at Ascend sets everything else in motion.
Move here. Function everywhere.
When your body works, everything gets easier.
The hour that powers your week.
The client ran the tagline and some of my ad lines but took the visuals elsewhere. I produced these spec versions myself from my scripts and direction, using AI tools for the animation and design.
Stiff. Tight. Out of breath.
DIRECTION: Each word appears cleanly, center screen. No bounce, no easing. Accompanied by line drawing silhouettes demonstrating stiff, tight, out of breath. Short hold between each.
MOVE HERE. FUNCTION EVERYWHERE.
Animation 1: recognition. “But normal isn’t functional.”Animation 2: time. “Fifty minutes. In, worked, out.”Animation 3: payoff. “When your body works, everything gets easier.”
2
MelO Juvenile
Product naming, taglines and packaging copy
High-end baby furniture that had to feel elevated enough for style-conscious parents and mushy enough for moms head over heels in love with their baby. I named the Revel high chair and the Caress portable crib, and wrote the tagline “Gracefully nurtured.”
Meals with love and gurgles.
On the packaging:
Looks good. Feels good. Wheels good.
Simple for mom. Comfy for baby. Eye-candy for kitchen.
Feed baby, live life.
Box layout for the Revel high chair.
And on the tray insert, a poem:
For jam-tipped noses and smeared-up smiles On morning sun-kissed kitchen tiles For pudgy fingers and tiny spoons On crumb-filled, giggly afternoons For sticky cheeks and sippy cups On nights before the snuggle-ups.
Tray insert for the Revel high chair.
Like Grüns Kids, this was written to the parent buying for the child. I’ve bought (and I’m still buying) baby and childhood products for my own five kids. I know this woman well.
3
Fish ’n Dish
Every fish brand says fresh. I wanted people to feel it in their bones.
#SmellNothing
If truly fresh fish doesn’t smell like fish, then put the bag somewhere a fish smell would be a social disaster.
In a job interview.
At the perfume counter.
Inside a house while potential buyers are touring it.
This series transforms "doesn't smell fishy" from "just another product claim" to something visceral consumers will remember whenever they see the Fish ’n Dish logo.
4
It’s Yom Tov
I gave a shopping site a family.
ItsYomTov.com is my own holiday shopping and content site for Jewish families, built from scratch: name, positioning, voice, site, emails and content. It’s run by a fictional family: scatterbrained Ima, who can’t make a point without four side comments; Abba and his dad jokes; Mordy, 12, the know-it-all; Mindy, 9, dramatic and adorably obnoxious; and a baby whose contribution is mostly strategic chaos. They show up everywhere, so the brand has recurring characters, not just a tone.
Here’s Ima introducing the Chanukah gift guide:
Subject: So I spent way too long on this for you
You know what drove me absolutely bonkers for years? Those ridiculous “gift guides” where you KNOW someone paid a fortune to shove their product in there.
The blog writer is gushing over some $87 “artisanal” dish sponge holder or a “revolutionary” water bottle that’s literally just... a water bottle with a motivational quote on it.
Come on already!
That’s why for years now, I’ve been collecting ideas for the most fabulous, absolutely perfect gifts for literally everyone. And you can rest assured that I don’t do that “sponsored items” nonsense.
No no no no no.
Have fun browsing, Ima Chagim
More work
A few more lines from a few more brands
Fuller Brush
Heritage cleaning brand · brand voice, About page, category pages
I wrote the company history page in the voice of an old-time Fuller Brush salesman, then carried that voice into the category headings.
Bathroom cleaning the way mom did it.
Gone-in-seconds countertop cleaning supplies.
Cleaning sponges with superpowers.
Blast through germs with potent disinfectants.
Eat-off-the-floor cleaning gear.
Arow9
Towels and bathrobes · dozens of collection names and slogans
Collections: Wrapture (bathrobes) and Piles of Plush.
I have to say I loved this subject line and it got a real chuckle out of me.
John Bejakovic On my email “$100 billion worth of rats and grime”
Your content is really entertaining. I’m reading this in a waiting room and it’s making my wait less annoying, so thanks!
CCarrie S. Email subscriber
I am choosing to regard “better than a waiting room” as a serious professional endorsement.
I’m blown away by this magnum opus. Your brand guide and research is, well, intimidating. And impressive.
CC.T. Brand voice client
Also, AI
I usually start with pen and paper. Here’s my evidence:
I use ChatGPT and Claude for research — I make it link to sources for everything, and then I double-check every source — brainstorming, and pressure-testing ideas, including checking whether another brand has already used a similar concept.
AI is very good at giving me twenty directions in ten seconds. I’m good at throwing out 97.1% of them and developing the other 2.9% with my very human brain.
I also use AI to do things I can’t do myself, thereby making myself look far more multi-talented than I really am.
Case in point: this portfolio page.
I wrote the copy. Then I stuck it into Claude and told it to make me look impressively good to potential clients.