Email Archive
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Pick a lane, friend
July 27, 2026
Sometimes I wonder what they're thinking
July 24, 2026
Some transparency, please?
July 24, 2026
Am I under investigation?
May 18, 2026
Hear ye! Gather 'round for the secret to fame and fortune...
May 13, 2026
$100 billion worth of rats and grime
May 13, 2026
They unsubscribed from my emails
March 30, 2026
Devious trickery
March 30, 2026
Who did it better, me or Stevenson?
April 28, 2026
At first she couldn't stand it
February 18, 2026
The fastest, cheapest way to validate an offer
February 18, 2026
Fat Koi
February 18, 2026
What I learned from the Facebook Ads library
February 18, 2026
Get ChatGPT to recommend your brand and products
February 13, 2026
Let's put shoes on the shoemaker's kid - and on you?
February 10, 2026
Don't sell to people who need your product now
February 10, 2026
Gated content is dead
February 10, 2026
Really?
February 18, 2026
This is the dumbest thing he read all day
February 10, 2026
I can't see anything in my promo tab
February 18, 2026
How to fix an interesting brand that sounds boring
February 10, 2026
The greatest ad on earth?
February 10, 2026
37,999 feet in the air
February 10, 2026
Financial therapy
December 26, 2025
You're the hero
December 25, 2025
This 9-year-old character has something your brand doesn't
December 25, 2025
The three elements of magnetic subscriber attraction
November 12, 2025
Why I don't panic when LinkedIn hides my content
November 12, 2025
Y'all gonna be plumb tickled by this story
December 29, 2025
An Olympic cheat and a poisoned victory
November 12, 2025
What if
November 12, 2025
It's been six years since I did this
November 12, 2025
They give me hope for humanity
November 12, 2025
7 billion shopping trips
November 12, 2025
Imitation
November 12, 2025
Why I turned down the "most effective" marketing formula
November 12, 2025
Chavy's greatest hits
May 22, 2025
Here's why you all noticed
May 22, 2025
Dust layers deep enough to swallow an aircraft
May 22, 2025
DON'T optimize for AI. Instead, do this.
May 22, 2025
I invited a family to move into my website
May 22, 2025
What a week
May 22, 2025
It's official!
May 22, 2025
67% of "parents" have no children
May 22, 2025
Don't be shy about repeating yourself
May 22, 2025
Something I want to know
May 21, 2025
What they don't know
May 21, 2025
A tale of troubles, secrets and adventures
April 24, 2025
The fishing is best where the fewest go
April 23, 2025
They made it up on the spot
April 23, 2025
When will it end
April 23, 2025
The trail was supposed to be easy
April 23, 2025
Green masking tape and black marker
April 23, 2025
A royally rousing game
April 23, 2025
An ice cream headache without eating ice cream
April 23, 2025
Adam's apples and other oddities
April 23, 2025
Worth a thousand drawings
April 23, 2025
Invent your own metric
April 23, 2025
Help me out here
May 9, 2025
What does it actually accomplish
April 22, 2025
Let's go back to high school
April 22, 2025
Friday Roundup #1
April 22, 2025
Going places
April 22, 2025
New thing I'm doing
April 2, 2025
Why do the storks no longer come?
April 2, 2025
The very busy founder
April 2, 2025
By the time they realized, it was too late
April 2, 2025
When 100 sales is better than 1,000,000
April 2, 2025
Four years ago today, this happened
April 2, 2025
More of a stinky cheese, foot smell
April 2, 2025
Saw the following question on Shopify Community
April 2, 2025
A $300 million campaign - that reinforced the competitor's point
April 2, 2025
Outsmart humans tonight
April 1, 2025
Aiming for tiny
April 1, 2025
The "Holle Bolle Gijs"
April 1, 2025
Whose kids these are I think I know
April 8, 2025
Worksite yoga
April 1, 2025
The truth about facts
April 1, 2025
Run run as fast as you can?
April 1, 2025
How some lemon juice changed the course of history
April 1, 2025
Practical marketing tip you can implement in five minutes
April 1, 2025
Trump endorses my approach to selling products
April 1, 2025
Went to a spy museum
April 1, 2025
She sent a simple email... and got 300% more profits
April 1, 2025
Once upon a plumber
March 28, 2025
Your customer, the villain
March 28, 2025
You just can't get customers for cheap anymore
March 28, 2025
Why I stopped using Grammarly - after two days
March 28, 2025
Why are THEY so popular, anyway?
March 28, 2025
When you take away the obvious
March 28, 2025
What you can learn from Reddit
March 28, 2025
Thoughts on a Jewish rap artist
March 28, 2025
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
March 28, 2025
What Sam Ash should do now
March 28, 2025
We ain't got time for that stuff
March 28, 2025
The sprint is over
March 28, 2025
The ticking clock
March 28, 2025
Oil stain brand fun
March 28, 2025
The secret society of LinkedIn algorithm masters
March 28, 2025
The earth has music for those who listen
March 28, 2025